Maybe Jeb can help with those numbers?

“By the way, we rank tenth amongst the industrialized world in broadband technology and its availability. That’s not good enough for America. Tenth is ten spots too low as far as I’m concerned.”

–Minneapolis, Minnesota; April 26, 2004

(il)Literacy’s poster boy

“I want to thank you for the importance that you’ve shown for education and literacy.”

–Washington, D.C.; April 13, 2005